Blond Jokes

(Hey, I'm a blond, so don't send me mean emails about it! I think they're funny! Read the last one...) 

Q - What do you call a blond who dyes her hair brown? A - Artificial Intelligence. 

Q - Why does a blond prefer an adjustable steering wheel? A - More head room. 

Q - What do you call 15 blondes lined up shoulder to shoulder? A - A wind tunnel. 

Q - What do you call a blond with half a brain? A - Gifted. 

Q - What is the definition of eternity? A - Blondes driving all 4 cars paused at a 4-way stop. 

Q - Why can't blondes make good pharmacists? A - They can't fit the bottles into the typewriters. 

Q - What do you call a blond skeleton in a closet? A - The 1984 Hide-And-Seek Champion. 

Q - How do you know if a blond is a good cook? A - The Pop-Tart is in one piece. 

Q - What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A - A thought. 

Q - What does a blond do every morning when she looks in the mirror? A - Introduces herself. 

Q - Why are their so many blond jokes? A - Brunettes have nothing to do on Friday nights. 


A blond (who dyed her hair brown) comes up to a sheep herder and says "If I can guess the number of sheep you have, can I pick one out?"  He agrees.  She thinks for a minute and then guesses:
"126!" She was right, and she picked the sheep out and put it in her car.  Then the herder said "If I guess what color your real hair color is, can I have my dog back?"


A blond and a brunette are watching the 11pm News.  The big story is about a man on a ledge of a building, threatening to jump.
Blond:  "Bet ya he won't jump."
Brunette:  "20 bucks?"
Blond:  "Yeah."
The man jumps.  The blond gives the brunette the money. 
Brunette:  "I can't take this.  It was unfair.  I lied.  I saw this on the 6pm news."
Blond:  "Yeah, me too.  I just didn't think he was stupid enough to jump twice."


A blond walks into an electronics store and says to the employee:
"I'd like to buy that TV."
Employee:  "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes."
So the blond goes home and dyes her hair, returning to the store.  She tells the employee she wants to buy the TV.
The Employee says:  "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes."
Blond:  "How do you know I'm blond?"
Employee:  "Because that's a microwave."


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